Sometimes you just need to let people know how well you eat and for that, I decided to dive into the world of merch. Other times you need to get amped up for a party or a PR because, well, it’s BOOM TIME. Yes, I know have a t-shirt shop on Spread Shirt. No, I’m not quitting my jobs to live off the few cents I get every time someone gets suckered into buying a shirt, but I thought it would be fun to have. If you have any non-elaborate ideas for shirts, let me know at firstname.lastname@example.org or hit the comments.